Today I opened the new artificial tree i had bought. The box said "We guarantee you can't tell the difference between this and a real tree!". When I plugged it into the outlet, it started to slowly spin in a circle. Never before have I seen a real tree that spins. MLIA
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Today, my laptop froze. I paused expecting it to get normal again and when it didnt i yelled "MACS ARE WAY BETTER!" at the top of my lungs with an angry face and looked into the camera, one second later it unfroze. I succesfully threatened a laptop. MLIA
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Today I realized that if a word was spelled wrong in the dictionary no one would know. MLIA
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A few days ago, I was walking into 5th period. No one was there, and the lights were off. I silently whipped out my pencil and shouted "LUMOS!". The lights came on. While being completely excited, I forgot that the lights were sound-sensitive. It still made my whole week. MLIA
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Today, I saw someone running down the road screaming "THE SUN IS ON FIRE!!!" I looked up, and so it was. MLIA
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The other day I had a quiz in Spanish class. On the back of my quizzes, I always write a poem or story or draw a picture. This time, I decided to write "Do you read the back of my papers? Just curious..." When I got my paper back, I turned it over instinctively and found that the teacher wrote "No, I didn't read this." Made my week. MLIA
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Today, my little brother asked me how old I was. I replied "15 and a quarter". I then asked him how old he was. He said, "5 and a dime." Gotta love him. MLIA.
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Today, I heard someone sneezing constantly and then giggling after every sneeze. I went to investigate, expecting to see my 5 year old little brother and instead found my mother, who had just discovered that if she presses her nose a certain way it makes her sneeze. The sneezing has been going for 20 minutes now and is showing no signs of slowing down. I love my mum. MLIA
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Every night, I check under my bed for monsters- but a thought just occurred to me. What if I actually saw one under there? MLIA.
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Today, I called my friend Robyn. An unfamiliar voice answered the phone, so I said, "Uhm, hi, can I talk to Robyn?" So the other man said, "No, but Batman is here, would you like to talk to Batman?". I now wish to call wrong numbers more often. MLIA

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